October 15, 2013
Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko - Ep. 2
Oh god. This show is so funny it HURTS!
I do think that the other circle had a better hand at the various figures of speech than Commie, and it was a BD rather than a TV catch. But I had to have this, and I'm deliriously amused.
I'm only halfway into the second episode and I had to take a break.
Youto cracked Azusa's facade by offering to be her dog, and the teaser has him going through his day doing this, which is already amusing. But then, Youto and Tsukiko head to the next town over to go to a little cafe and plot their next move. There's some odd tension there, as Tsukiko's expressionlessness has made it even harder to read her meaning. There might be some sort of interest there, but it's buried deep.
The Cafe is a "Pet cafe" where there are animals around for the customers to enjoy. There are also an abundance of kemono-mimi Maid girls working there. Youto has no choice to explain why he chose this place. But he had no way of knowing that Azusa actually works there. Hilarity ensues, and I MEAN hilarity. At least until Tsukiko drags him out of the place before he can get his order from Azusa, complete with "Say Ahhh!" service.
They shelter from the rain in the vestibule of a love hotel across the street, waiting for Azusa to leave work, and there's that tension again. Unfortunately they get chased off by the manager, and lose sight of Azusa, so the "Just talk to her" plan goes out the window. They later run across her again directing traffic at a construction site.
Youto confronts Azusa the next day about how her rich princess routine is all a fake. But he doesn't use this to blackmail her. Instead, he asks her out on a date. Tsukiko insists that she's coming too.
That's the first half.
The Date proceeds, with Tsukiko following at a distance (one character trait I've left out is that even though she is a tiny little thing, she is always consuming enormous snacks). Youto is determined to show Asusa the things that make commoners like him happy (although I thought he'd already determined that she was not who she pretended to be.) and yet, his first stop is a bridal shop. That doesn't go over well. The maternity clinic even less so. Proving that he's serious about her this way is not endearing him to her. She even wonders if he somehow has made her pregnant, while she's beating the crap out of him (the running punch she starts with is epic). Tsukiko saves him by interrupting the beating, which leads to one of those odd confrontations that only happen in Harem shows, where two girls end up fighting over a guy they're both pretending not to be interested in.
They go to an Arcade. Tsukiko demonstrates excellent skills in most of the things there, especially crane machines, where she also scores a stuffed turtle that Azusa really has her eyes on, and gives it to her. But after all the fun, Azusa has to break it, insisting that they are not all friends, and that friendships are just trouble. Tsukiko advises him not to corner her on this. While Azusa is off in the bathroom, they are suddenly confronted by the captain of the track team, who is there apparently rounding up members of the team who aren't spending their free day practicing. She demands to know what they two of them are doing there together. Tsukiko replies that they are on a date, and the captain is outraged. Youto asks how they know each other, and we then learn the captain's name, Tsutsukakushi Tsukushi, Tsukiko's older sister. She's about to give him a royal thrashing when he comes up with an... innovative... escape plan.
Azusa in the meantime has been left alone in the arcade, and two other girls notice her, calling her "Little bean." This is not a happy reunion for her. They seem to be bullies from her old school. Youto and Tsukiko arrive just as they leave her, and she blames them for setting this all up to mock her, and runs away crying.
So this part isn't quite so funny.
But you hope they will work something out.
I do think that the other circle had a better hand at the various figures of speech than Commie, and it was a BD rather than a TV catch. But I had to have this, and I'm deliriously amused.
I'm only halfway into the second episode and I had to take a break.
Youto cracked Azusa's facade by offering to be her dog, and the teaser has him going through his day doing this, which is already amusing. But then, Youto and Tsukiko head to the next town over to go to a little cafe and plot their next move. There's some odd tension there, as Tsukiko's expressionlessness has made it even harder to read her meaning. There might be some sort of interest there, but it's buried deep.
The Cafe is a "Pet cafe" where there are animals around for the customers to enjoy. There are also an abundance of kemono-mimi Maid girls working there. Youto has no choice to explain why he chose this place. But he had no way of knowing that Azusa actually works there. Hilarity ensues, and I MEAN hilarity. At least until Tsukiko drags him out of the place before he can get his order from Azusa, complete with "Say Ahhh!" service.
They shelter from the rain in the vestibule of a love hotel across the street, waiting for Azusa to leave work, and there's that tension again. Unfortunately they get chased off by the manager, and lose sight of Azusa, so the "Just talk to her" plan goes out the window. They later run across her again directing traffic at a construction site.
Youto confronts Azusa the next day about how her rich princess routine is all a fake. But he doesn't use this to blackmail her. Instead, he asks her out on a date. Tsukiko insists that she's coming too.
That's the first half.
The Date proceeds, with Tsukiko following at a distance (one character trait I've left out is that even though she is a tiny little thing, she is always consuming enormous snacks). Youto is determined to show Asusa the things that make commoners like him happy (although I thought he'd already determined that she was not who she pretended to be.) and yet, his first stop is a bridal shop. That doesn't go over well. The maternity clinic even less so. Proving that he's serious about her this way is not endearing him to her. She even wonders if he somehow has made her pregnant, while she's beating the crap out of him (the running punch she starts with is epic). Tsukiko saves him by interrupting the beating, which leads to one of those odd confrontations that only happen in Harem shows, where two girls end up fighting over a guy they're both pretending not to be interested in.
They go to an Arcade. Tsukiko demonstrates excellent skills in most of the things there, especially crane machines, where she also scores a stuffed turtle that Azusa really has her eyes on, and gives it to her. But after all the fun, Azusa has to break it, insisting that they are not all friends, and that friendships are just trouble. Tsukiko advises him not to corner her on this. While Azusa is off in the bathroom, they are suddenly confronted by the captain of the track team, who is there apparently rounding up members of the team who aren't spending their free day practicing. She demands to know what they two of them are doing there together. Tsukiko replies that they are on a date, and the captain is outraged. Youto asks how they know each other, and we then learn the captain's name, Tsutsukakushi Tsukushi, Tsukiko's older sister. She's about to give him a royal thrashing when he comes up with an... innovative... escape plan.
Azusa in the meantime has been left alone in the arcade, and two other girls notice her, calling her "Little bean." This is not a happy reunion for her. They seem to be bullies from her old school. Youto and Tsukiko arrive just as they leave her, and she blames them for setting this all up to mock her, and runs away crying.
So this part isn't quite so funny.
But you hope they will work something out.
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October 13, 2013
Life's a Beach Episode
(Hmmm, why did this one center when the last one didn't? I dunno, but somehow I just fixed that one too.)
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October 09, 2013
Unbreakable Machine Girl - Ep. 1
It's very pretty, I will give it that. The art style is lush, and the eyes are unlike any anime eyes I have ever seen.
BUT, I have serious doubts about the story, and that's only from one episode.
The hero, Raishin, is a Japanese "Puppeter," a sort of Technomancer, and Yaya is his "Doll," a living puppet who is brought to life by her magician's mana. Basically a Familiar. Considering how some of the other puppets eat, it's not definitive that they are purely mechanical.
It starts with an action sequence, where the train they are on heading to an English school for puppeteers goes runaway. Raishin and Yaya rescue the train stopping it just before it smashes into its terminus.
Raishin gets to the school, but is admitted only as the second to last lowest rank. But all that matters is that he is there. He has a goal. He wants to get into the top 100, where they have one all or nothing, last man standing battle called the Evening Party, and he gets to earn the singular title Wiseman. It's not riches, fame, money or power that are his goal, although if he wins all those will be his. It's revenge.
Part of his strategy is to Take the rank of one of the top 100 students. In this case a blonde tsundere pettanko named Charlotte Blue (Who is still very, very solidly tsun at the moment) by defeating her in a battle. Her familiar is a small shoulder dragon who scales up to full size for a fight. She is a total terror feared by everyone at the school, and friendless.
Perhaps most annoying though, is Yaya, who is constantly jealous of any perceived interest of Raishin's in any other woman, which she tries unnecessarily to thwart by making awkward sexual references to herself and Raishin, and physically molesting him in their dorm, or choking him in public. She is quite a cute character design, but I am definitely not enamored of her personality.
The purpose of the school is to train the best puppeteers where they will then go on to lead armies of puppets for the nations of the world. They are there to learn War. But frankly, this looks like Pokemon battles to me, and I hate Arena Combat shows.
It sure is pretty though.
BUT, I have serious doubts about the story, and that's only from one episode.
The hero, Raishin, is a Japanese "Puppeter," a sort of Technomancer, and Yaya is his "Doll," a living puppet who is brought to life by her magician's mana. Basically a Familiar. Considering how some of the other puppets eat, it's not definitive that they are purely mechanical.
It starts with an action sequence, where the train they are on heading to an English school for puppeteers goes runaway. Raishin and Yaya rescue the train stopping it just before it smashes into its terminus.
Raishin gets to the school, but is admitted only as the second to last lowest rank. But all that matters is that he is there. He has a goal. He wants to get into the top 100, where they have one all or nothing, last man standing battle called the Evening Party, and he gets to earn the singular title Wiseman. It's not riches, fame, money or power that are his goal, although if he wins all those will be his. It's revenge.
Part of his strategy is to Take the rank of one of the top 100 students. In this case a blonde tsundere pettanko named Charlotte Blue (Who is still very, very solidly tsun at the moment) by defeating her in a battle. Her familiar is a small shoulder dragon who scales up to full size for a fight. She is a total terror feared by everyone at the school, and friendless.
Perhaps most annoying though, is Yaya, who is constantly jealous of any perceived interest of Raishin's in any other woman, which she tries unnecessarily to thwart by making awkward sexual references to herself and Raishin, and physically molesting him in their dorm, or choking him in public. She is quite a cute character design, but I am definitely not enamored of her personality.
The purpose of the school is to train the best puppeteers where they will then go on to lead armies of puppets for the nations of the world. They are there to learn War. But frankly, this looks like Pokemon battles to me, and I hate Arena Combat shows.
It sure is pretty though.
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October 07, 2013
Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko - Ep. 1
I grabbed this totally at random because I couldn't find the shows I was looking for, and it was a hoot!
The title translated is "The Pervert Prince and the Stony Cat".
Up on Lone Cedar Hill there is a stone cat statue, who, if you give it an offering, will take something you don't need and give it to someone else.
Our "Hero," Yokodera Youto is a bit of a letch, but his life is always complicated by his "facade," for example, he can't tell the iron bitch of a track team captain that no, he really doesn't want to be her successor and that the only reason he shows up to practice every single day is so he can do squats and look through the window at the girls swim team. If he could be honest, he might have less trouble. His buddy went, and gave up his earthly desires and now wants to work for world peace (As a side benefit, he gives our hero all his rare porn for ¥100 -"Enough to provide a poor child with 40 liters of water!").
So, Youto goes to the statue at night with a "Hugging pillow" he doesn't want any more. He's discovered by a young girl who naturally sees the situation as the worst, and runs away screaming. But he catches her trying to explain, and yes, there is a fall into a compromising position. Amazingly, she buys his explanation. And her reason for coming: She is way too free with her emotions, she wants to be more mature and in control.
They both decide to pray to the cat together. But since their earlier antics were so disrespectful... well, "Be careful what you wish for, you might get it" comes into play.
They don't realize this is the case until much later. A new transfer student, Azuki Azusa, a rich, blonde heiress and stone bitch is putting down her latest suitor in a brutal and cutting way, and Youto can't help himself, going on loudly and at length about her flat chest. He literally can't stop himself from saying what's on his mind - he's helplessly honest, and he's doing this in front of the whole school. She tries to put on a brave front, since she's utterly unfamiliar with anyone being anything but differential to her. Fortunately they're interrupted by the buxom track team captain, and the curse strikes again. He yells at her for wearing track shorts instead of short tights (spats) "You're killing every adolescent's BDSM Fetishism!"
This outburst in front of a whole crowd of students ruins his reputation, and they all start calling him the Pervert Prince. (Remember that up until now, he's been an expert at putting up a false front).
Then one day a small girl comes into the class. He doesn't remember her at first until she tackles him and pulls him down on top of her, reminding him that she's the girl from the hill. Tsutsukakushi Tsukiko. Her problem is that the cat statue robbed her of the ability to form any kind of facial expression. She can't even blush even though she is terribly embarrassed by the position they're in, as she tells him in a dead monotone.
Together they must plot to find people who don't need the things they need to get back, and the first thing they realize is that Azusa is the one who got Youto's facade. How he uses her new inability to tell the truth in front of groups of people to catch her is hilarious.
This was a total surprise, and put out by a group I've never heard of, Subara, but I'm definitely keeping my eyes out for future releases. It will probably be some kind of Harem, but so far it looks to be a really funny one. (And really, I grabbed it for the word Neko, not Hentai! I swear!)
Update: Turns out this series was completed in June and I merely ran across the first BD release. Commie has the whole 12 episodes out, so it's time to slurp.
The title translated is "The Pervert Prince and the Stony Cat".
Up on Lone Cedar Hill there is a stone cat statue, who, if you give it an offering, will take something you don't need and give it to someone else.
Our "Hero," Yokodera Youto is a bit of a letch, but his life is always complicated by his "facade," for example, he can't tell the iron bitch of a track team captain that no, he really doesn't want to be her successor and that the only reason he shows up to practice every single day is so he can do squats and look through the window at the girls swim team. If he could be honest, he might have less trouble. His buddy went, and gave up his earthly desires and now wants to work for world peace (As a side benefit, he gives our hero all his rare porn for ¥100 -"Enough to provide a poor child with 40 liters of water!").
So, Youto goes to the statue at night with a "Hugging pillow" he doesn't want any more. He's discovered by a young girl who naturally sees the situation as the worst, and runs away screaming. But he catches her trying to explain, and yes, there is a fall into a compromising position. Amazingly, she buys his explanation. And her reason for coming: She is way too free with her emotions, she wants to be more mature and in control.
They both decide to pray to the cat together. But since their earlier antics were so disrespectful... well, "Be careful what you wish for, you might get it" comes into play.
They don't realize this is the case until much later. A new transfer student, Azuki Azusa, a rich, blonde heiress and stone bitch is putting down her latest suitor in a brutal and cutting way, and Youto can't help himself, going on loudly and at length about her flat chest. He literally can't stop himself from saying what's on his mind - he's helplessly honest, and he's doing this in front of the whole school. She tries to put on a brave front, since she's utterly unfamiliar with anyone being anything but differential to her. Fortunately they're interrupted by the buxom track team captain, and the curse strikes again. He yells at her for wearing track shorts instead of short tights (spats) "You're killing every adolescent's BDSM Fetishism!"
This outburst in front of a whole crowd of students ruins his reputation, and they all start calling him the Pervert Prince. (Remember that up until now, he's been an expert at putting up a false front).
Then one day a small girl comes into the class. He doesn't remember her at first until she tackles him and pulls him down on top of her, reminding him that she's the girl from the hill. Tsutsukakushi Tsukiko. Her problem is that the cat statue robbed her of the ability to form any kind of facial expression. She can't even blush even though she is terribly embarrassed by the position they're in, as she tells him in a dead monotone.
Together they must plot to find people who don't need the things they need to get back, and the first thing they realize is that Azusa is the one who got Youto's facade. How he uses her new inability to tell the truth in front of groups of people to catch her is hilarious.
This was a total surprise, and put out by a group I've never heard of, Subara, but I'm definitely keeping my eyes out for future releases. It will probably be some kind of Harem, but so far it looks to be a really funny one. (And really, I grabbed it for the word Neko, not Hentai! I swear!)
Update: Turns out this series was completed in June and I merely ran across the first BD release. Commie has the whole 12 episodes out, so it's time to slurp.
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September 14, 2013
WTF Windows?!
So I'm reorganizing some pictures, some are duplicates. At least under XP, if I dragged a file into a folder with a file that had the same name, it would ask me which version to keep. But Windows 7 has nerfed that ability.
*Drags file into folder desired*
Windows: "The source and destination file names are the same."
Me: "Yes, I know that, overwrite the file."
Windows: "Sorry, your only option is Cancel."
Trying it with multiple files
Windows: "Okay, your options now are Skip or Cancel, with a checkbox to do that for all files (Even if that makes no sense for cancel)."
Me: "WTF happened to replace?!"
Windows: "Hehehe. U Mad?"
(Update: Seems to be related to accessing your files through the "Library" system instead of your directory structure. I hate this system. I'd like to turn it off.)
*Drags file into folder desired*
Windows: "The source and destination file names are the same."
Me: "Yes, I know that, overwrite the file."
Windows: "Sorry, your only option is Cancel."
Trying it with multiple files
Windows: "Okay, your options now are Skip or Cancel, with a checkbox to do that for all files (Even if that makes no sense for cancel)."
Me: "WTF happened to replace?!"
Windows: "Hehehe. U Mad?"
(Update: Seems to be related to accessing your files through the "Library" system instead of your directory structure. I hate this system. I'd like to turn it off.)
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August 20, 2013
Clearly...
... I need to make a new post, since the old ones aren't getting comments any more.
This isn't it.
This isn't it.
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August 02, 2013
Late to the party
Since everyone else is doing it, here's a pic from my as-yet-not-completed MUV-LUV Alternative: Total Eclipse review.
Half frames, yes, red, alas, no.
The Bridge Bunny I've dubbed Bayonetta (You'll get it once you see her regular hairstyle).
Half frames, yes, red, alas, no.
The Bridge Bunny I've dubbed Bayonetta (You'll get it once you see her regular hairstyle).
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July 31, 2013
Back, and Index
Been offline for five, very long days. Something in my 4G wireless modem was getting very unhappy and would not stay connected to the network for increasing periods during the week previous, and it finally got intolerable Friday morning. Far too many wasted minutes with Clear(wire)'s scripted to the point of being unhelpful technical support eventually got them to determine that it wasn't their tower (but I had to call in again to find that out).
At one point the modem wouldn't stay online for more than two minutes, and sometimes would take hours before it might even see the tower again. Then, after I finally broke down and ordered a new modem it connected again for nine hours, but since they'd deactivated it, that was pointless, I thought I'd been had somehow. But then it pretty much died for good.
The new modem arrived today, and seems to be in good working order, plus it has a built-in Wi-Fi hub, which is good because the one I bought to connect my Kindle and Etna to the network was getting a little flaky.
But, time away from the network allowed (forced) me to deal with content already on my computer, and so I watched Index, finally.
The short form: It was okay. The hero seemed to lose his memory a lot, but at least remembered how to speak the language, fortunately. It ended very unsatisfyingly, as if there were another season that didn't come (Ah, I see there is an Index II series out there). The arcs didn't seem connected very well, and Index was often ignored when she wasn't the McGuffin. It also seemed to assume you knew some of the characters already.
I did rather like the final villainess, Sherry Cromwell. She rather fit the ideal that villains don't really think of themselves as the bad guy - running around twirling their mustaches and giggling about how evil they are. She had a reasonable motive, to prevent another disaster like the one that killed her friend by disrupting the apparent growing alliance between Science and Magic. The fact that she had dark skin, blonde hair, Gothic style, and a slender, corseted waist under her very nice rack, only added to the appeal. (Ah, Goth without the Loli!), but they did so little with her, Raise Golem (of her dead friend!) have it smashed, rinse, repeat. And once defeated, they just left her there, what happened to her was completely unresolved.
At one point the modem wouldn't stay online for more than two minutes, and sometimes would take hours before it might even see the tower again. Then, after I finally broke down and ordered a new modem it connected again for nine hours, but since they'd deactivated it, that was pointless, I thought I'd been had somehow. But then it pretty much died for good.
The new modem arrived today, and seems to be in good working order, plus it has a built-in Wi-Fi hub, which is good because the one I bought to connect my Kindle and Etna to the network was getting a little flaky.
But, time away from the network allowed (forced) me to deal with content already on my computer, and so I watched Index, finally.
The short form: It was okay. The hero seemed to lose his memory a lot, but at least remembered how to speak the language, fortunately. It ended very unsatisfyingly, as if there were another season that didn't come (Ah, I see there is an Index II series out there). The arcs didn't seem connected very well, and Index was often ignored when she wasn't the McGuffin. It also seemed to assume you knew some of the characters already.
I did rather like the final villainess, Sherry Cromwell. She rather fit the ideal that villains don't really think of themselves as the bad guy - running around twirling their mustaches and giggling about how evil they are. She had a reasonable motive, to prevent another disaster like the one that killed her friend by disrupting the apparent growing alliance between Science and Magic. The fact that she had dark skin, blonde hair, Gothic style, and a slender, corseted waist under her very nice rack, only added to the appeal. (Ah, Goth without the Loli!), but they did so little with her, Raise Golem (of her dead friend!) have it smashed, rinse, repeat. And once defeated, they just left her there, what happened to her was completely unresolved.
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July 07, 2013
Here, have an earworm
This one's been clogging up my noggin for weeks.
Trying to get back into review mode. Not sure what my excuses are....
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June 08, 2013
Oshigoto
In case anyone was wondering what I do, which I may have alluded to in the past, go here and look at the second picture. That's my job, sticking that bad boy on and attaching the whole back end.
Unfortunately, I'm doing it today AND tomorrow, which is putting me a little behind in my attempts get going again with my latest review. Overtime is nice, but free time is better.
Unfortunately, I'm doing it today AND tomorrow, which is putting me a little behind in my attempts get going again with my latest review. Overtime is nice, but free time is better.
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