February 20, 2024
Most Wholesome Torture Ever
Hime-sama Goumon no Jikan desu Episode 7
Goumon means torture, right? That's my vocabulary lesson this season. But they very advisedly have it in scare quotes in the title. Really, with all the food and other treats, it should be Temptation instead.
This time the Beast Master brought some kitties. But they're insidious! The princess is kneeling on the floor with a cat on her lap, and her legs fall asleep, but she dare not move, it might wake up the cat!
But the rest of the episode is an outing, to go to the Demon Lord's Daughter's pre-school Field Day. How utterly wholesome!
And the Demon Lord's wife isn't so hard on the eyes either.
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The whole "torture" thing is apparently a forum meme: people posting pictures of delicious food late at night as temptation.
-j
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February 18, 2024
Max can haz box!
You can even see a little of the new desks in these. But the best part is, the TV tray with the school desk top on it that I had been using as my desk has been turned into a desk return, and I put a box on it, which Max begs to be picked up and put in. He can watch what I'm doing and get pets and scritches easily.
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February 16, 2024
Shotcut Audio
It is possible to edit an audio track in Shotcut. The place where it gets tricky is getting it back out again. It is not in the export submenu. If you dig, there's a Audio properties panel that has a menu button on the bottom of it that will let you save the audio clip. But if you accidentally close the panel, it can be hard to get back.
Maybe it would be simpler just to reinstall Audacity.
(The Use Case: Using MediaHuman's YouTube to MP3 downloader on a music video, and trimming off the intro, and useless stuff off the end like three year old concert announcements.)
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February 11, 2024
Yuusha, Yamemasu
I've actually been really good this season at keeping up with everything I are watching, so on the weekend, I get some progress on the back catalog. In this case I finished off Yuusha, Yamemasu or, "I'm quitting heroing". What started off as the hero, shunned by the humanity he saved, going over to the demon army to offer his services took a very different turn as it finally came out that he was a living bioweapon 3000 years old, with an indelible program to protect humanity, but then a feeling of purposelessness when he brought peace. He knew from observing Echidna when he defeated her invasion, and from working for her in disguise, that the Demon Queen was actually a good ruler and could make peace between the demon and human worlds. So his power core ("Philosopher's stone") would be in good hands and used to uplift the demon world once he forced her and her generals to kill him. Otherwise he might find himself compelled to nearly destroy the world just to imperil it again so he could follow his program to save it.
So yikes, he's got a suicide plan, but he can't just do it himself. Of course, he's made such good friends of them all, they can't really do it until he really forces their hands. And just when they have him laid out after a two episode battle, they come up with a disgustingly facile solution to his order, and everything is good again.
Then I discovered I only had the first half of the OVA, but I found the other half, which just has the main cast go to a haunted onsen resort.
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February 09, 2024
MMG 5
So the fifth installment of Molesting Magical Girls has dropped, and it's mostly background on the blondes on each side. But not before they unleash some of Frieren's "Potion that dissolves only clothing" on Tres Magia, which has the excellent side effect of leaving them glued to the wall. But then they do NOTHING to them! How can you win for the side of Evil that way?
As the girls get cleaned up from their latest humiliation, they flash back on when Buttercup, I mean, Sulfur joined the group. Magenta and Azure were already a duo when the new transfer student comes in, and Magenta becomes her annoyingly persistent New Best Friend(TM) whether she wants it or not (and she doesn't). After school, while on patrol, the two detect evil, and go flying to the rescue, only to discover Sulfur is one of those newfangled Self-Rescuing Damsels, and is beating in the skull of the monster with a broken cinder block. (Why don't we see any of these gimp goons any more?) Magenta makes her pitch and Sulfur isn't really interested, but apparently revealing her secret identity clinches the deal.
It's a lot harder to do the backstory of a character who never talks. So that's short, and it then picks up in the present day where Magenta is playing with kids far younger than her in the playground. Like the base predator she is, Magenta then tries to break the ice with the kid all the other kids say only plays alone with her dolls. Pulling out a little keychain doll, she eventually engages NeroAlice in some roleplaying (Which again, is pretty hard to do with a mute character). Well, when you have the power of the Evil Dollhouse, Roleplaying takes on a new dimension. Magenta leaves, Alice fires up the dollhouse, and Magenta, detecting evil, returns to the playground. She's confident that she can avoid being trapped by just not going into the dollhouse, but the appearance of a giant shredded teddy bear with scythe-like claws (clearly on loan from Magical Girl Spec-Ops Asuka) behind her puts that plan out of commission.
She awakens alone in a crib transformed into a baby, and Alice comes in as her mom. The illusion is complete and compelling and it takes Magenta quite a while to remember herself. And yet, when she breaks free, she somehow convinces herself (now back in her teenaged form) to continue playing the baby for NeroAlice. That's the WTF filling in what has already been a pretty big WTF pie. Alice feeds her from a bottle until she needs to pee, and changes her diaper. Infantilism is NOT one of my fetishes, but it seems that there's a checklist requirement in any ecchi production that a girl must be made to pee at an unwanted time. When the session ends, and Alice disappears through the gateway, Magenta is left in the playground, sans-pantalones, JUST as Azure and Sulfur show up.
So not a top episode, but a partially necessary one. The first half anyway.
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February 01, 2024
In a Koma
'Tis Time for Torture, Princess may be as dumb as any 4-Koma joke strip, but it IS turning out to be funny.
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January 24, 2024
January 20, 2024
Speed....
I've noticed that I haven't had to reboot my cable modem since I moved it. Actually, I think it's been behaving pretty well since New Year's. Anyway, that's a vast improvement over having it drop to 12 Mbps every day and a half or so. It's been maintaining a nice, stable 230 Mbps every time I've checked.
Still slowly rearranging stuff in my Living Room/Office, but working off the new desk is a lot more pleasant than the old setup. Alas, there's no place for the DVD shelf that I built way back in my Vancouver, WA apartment days ('92-'96). It's held up well, but there's no wall space left. But there is a narrow bookcase that can nearly accommodate all of its contents. And if I rearrange stuff on the wall of bookcases I have between the Living room and Dining room, I could manage it without double-stacking.
Desk 3 and the coffee table are still covered with random junk, and three old Macs and a beige PC case occupy the center of the room, but the fireplace is exposed. I bought a pair of plastic 3-drawer storage units that fit nicely under the desk, but I haven't put anything in them because I can't decide what goes where yet. That's the same kind of organizational paralysis I have that explains the dozen empty comics shortboxes in the storage room and the huge stacks of comics in the den that have been that way for years.
I also bought a BD drive for Purah. Haven't put it in yet. It will be interesting to see if it works with MPC-HC natively or not. Also got a Bluetooth Playstation controller. Interestingly, the button assignments are different if it's plugged in to the USB cable. It came with no software but Windows apparently has drivers built in. But there's nothing that lets me assign keys to the buttons, so compatibility with games I currently play is iffy.
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January 09, 2024
Winter 2024 - Part Three
Hime-sama "Goumon" no Jikan desu - 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
Food Porn anime is a genre unto itself. And frankly, it's not one I'm particularly interested in. It heeds to have something else going on for me to even think about it. Food Porn in the middle of a Tournament arc? Hard Pass. This one's slightly different, where the warrior princess and her talking sword are captured by the demons, and their captor, the Hellhorde's Grand Inquisitor, Torture Tortura tempts her with delicious food. It's a thin joke, and they run through it three times in the first episode with Toast, of all things, Takoyaki, and Ramen. Although they do promise something else in the preview.
So why on Earth do I want to watch it?
This:
There's something about a demoness in semi-business attire. (I'm rather fond of Helltaker fan art too). And she certainly seems to enjoy her work.
This, however, never happens.
Also, there seems to be promise of a catgirl.
more...
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So Torture in episode 2 consists of playing video games, playing with a polar bear cub (the promised Cat Girl is a Beastmaster), and visiting a hot spring, where a Giantess babys her, and finally, cheap chocolate-filled cookies (the torture is that Tortura just wolfs them down without looking at the cute gorilla picture that are on each one - it's like a scene out of Dagashi Kashi).
I've noticed another running gag developing. That the Demon Lord always has a lame excuse for the information not being useful.
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January 07, 2024
Winter 2024 - Part Two
Kekkon Yubiwa Monogatari - (lit. Wedding Ring Story, but romanized as "Tales of Wedding Rings" Note the plural.)
It starts off like a bog-standard Isekai, the kind nobody actually makes any more. Young Satou is chasing stag beetles in the woods when an unearthly beam of light appears, and out steps a pretty blonde girl and her wizardly grandfather. She asks his name, and introduces herself as Nokana Hime (and according to the localizers, says "You can call me Hime", which he does.) Then she advises him to never speak of this event and says he'd be better off forgetting it ever happened.
Ten years later they're inseparable, all his classmates think she's his girlfriend, and she happens to live alone in the apartment next to his (While his parental supervision is also conveniently absent, but they haven't done anything.) She's also developed into quite the Gyaru, and I do mean developed.... It's the last day before summer break, and she asks him to meet up to go to the festival. They play games, eat food, and find a nice secluded spot to watch the fireworks, and he thinks that she's taking this time to confess to him, and she turns to him, and says...
"I've decided to move. Tomorrow."
As he drops her off at her door, he still can't quite manage to blurt out his confession as she keeps rambling, trying to let him off easy, then she dashes inside.
Alone in his room, he finally recalls when they first met. Looking out his window, he can see the beam of light off in the distance in the woods, and runs to intercept her. She is surprised he actually remembers where she came from, and admits "Moving away" was a lie, that she's from a different world, and that as a princess, she's going to get married. It's the third time she's tried to let him off easy, and he's just too thick.... After she goes though the beam, he thinks for a moment about how he doesn't have to think about it, and dashes through the beam as well, and appears in the middle of the wedding.
Although apparently he isn't the only wedding crasher. A huge demonic beast smashes through the window, clearly intent on killing Hime. Only hovering in place long enough for some important exposition to take place. The two rings Hime has been wearing on a chain around her neck the entire time are The Ring of Light, and the guy whom she marries bears the power. And at the last second, rather than completing her vows with the prince she was scheduled to marry, she runs up to Satou, plants a big kiss on him, and they are enveloped in light, and are now wearing the rings. The prince accepts this well enough to toss his sword to Satou, since he's the one who has to fight the demon now. Satou, who doesn't know which end of the sword to grab luckily catches it by the hilt, and it suddenly transforms into a bright, flaming sword, which slices the demon in half with one swing. Satou passes out then.
This is followed by awkward scenes in the royal bedchamber when he wakes up, and the bath, during which he manages to say the wrong thing several times. Fortunately he is saved by the Alarm Bell as more monsters attack.
If it weren't for the opening credits, you'd never know this wasn't a straightforward story where the guy goes to another world, saves the kingdom and gets the girl. But this shot right here tells you exactly what's going to happen.
Dark-skinned, white-haired, catgirl warrior. Yeah, you sussed it out. That's why I'm planning to watch this sucker. Hey, at least he makes honest women of them all... see the rings?
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Speaking of your favorite flavor, I recently spotted
The Frontier Lord Begins with Zero Subjects, notable for Best Waifu having dark skin, white hair, and a blue horn. The light novels and manga are both out for Kindle, but the tagging is a mess, so they're jumbled together.
The Wedding Waifus look to be premium eye candy, so hopefully the animators have enough budget to show them off properly. With appropriate upgrades for the Bluray release, of course.
-j
Posted by: J Greely at January 07, 2024 07:32 PM (oJgNG)
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I'm not exactly impressed with the animation so far, and especially not with Satou's character design (They were definitely shooting to make him look more like an adult, but the look doesn't suit his personality too well, and his head ends up looking too small). But since the girls are the point, hopefully they'll get more budget. There wasn't any obvious censorship in the bath scene, they basically avoided showing anything they'd have to cover up.
Posted by: Mauser at January 07, 2024 09:38 PM (nk1Z+)
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The bath scene was in the trailer, covered with steam, so they were definitely promising bountiful fan-service. And the
ED animation is basically scratch-and-sniff.
-j
Posted by: J Greely at January 08, 2024 11:32 AM (oJgNG)
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Well, they just laid it out on the table at the beginning of the second episode that he's gotta get all five rings to have enough power to defeat the demon king.
And the prince he cucked at the wedding, Marse, has been remarkably fine with everything so far. I'm suspicious. I wonder if he's going to pull a double-cross at the critical moment....
Posted by: Mauser at January 13, 2024 10:57 PM (nk1Z+)
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Perhaps he's hoping the Ring King burns himself out saving the world, leaving behind five hot young widows.
-j
Posted by: J Greely at January 14, 2024 02:34 AM (oJgNG)
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Well, that was different. Finished the second episode, The Elf princess was next, and apparently she's grossed out by the whole idea of kissing anyone (Which is needed to transfer the power.) And Satou's otherworldly origin isn't that well received either.
Satou and Hime deciding to postpone their nuptuals until it feels right wasn't something I expected either.
Satou also shares an annoying trait with Naoya from
Kanojo mo Kanojo, in that he blurts shit out, as if yelling proves his sincerity.
Posted by: Mauser at January 14, 2024 07:11 AM (nk1Z+)
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Third episode is done and he still hasn't scored the Elf Princess, but we get a much deeper dive into why things are so fucked-up in the Elf Kingdom, which has retreated from the world and used the ring's wind power to erect a barrier around the valley they live in.
The Princess is actually not the current ring bearer, her mother and father, who are petrified statues, but by some weird technicality still "alive" in elf terms, are. It's a side effect from erecting the barrier.
Her older brother is nominally in charge, except for one Elder. And he's been running some serious gaslighting. It seems the whole elf nation is terrified over the prospect of losing control of the ring, and he has filled her head with paranoia about how terrible the world outside is (Which the elder has tried to counter with her books).
This mission is not going to be easy. It's also chewing up episodes. This had better be able to get through the story before it ends.
Posted by: Mauser at January 21, 2024 03:56 AM (nk1Z+)
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So the 4th episode has a very fancy hot spring scene, with both princesses so far and the elf elder (Good thing the elves look eternally young) and the apparent censoring technique preferred is the soft blur instead of pixellations or anything. They seem to be trying VERY hard to short circuit anything serious happening to any of the couples yet.
Posted by: Mauser at January 28, 2024 07:02 PM (nk1Z+)
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Given the subject matter, I felt compelled to watch this episode, and now I'm convinced that instead of aging, hot elf chicks just keep getting bustier over the centuries.
-j
Posted by: J Greely at January 31, 2024 12:15 AM (oJgNG)
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Maybe for Elves, Bra size IS like Tree Rings....
Posted by: Mauser at January 31, 2024 06:24 PM (nk1Z+)
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It looks like they found your perfect woman this week...
-j
Posted by: J Greely at February 03, 2024 10:15 PM (oJgNG)
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Just starting the episode. I've seen evidence there are two different levels of censorship out there at least on this show. Now I need to find the uncensored version.
Stylisticly, I dislike the extremely fine "ink" line they use on the characters.
Posted by: Mauser at February 04, 2024 07:41 PM (nk1Z+)
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So if you look for Ember, they seem to have the uncensored version. And put in a bit more effort in their subtitles.
Posted by: Mauser at February 05, 2024 03:30 PM (nk1Z+)
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"Granart Needakitta" now that's a name with a huge lampshade hung on it.
Posted by: Mauser at February 07, 2024 08:05 PM (nk1Z+)
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White Sonja is the catgirl of the year.
-j
Posted by: J Greely at February 10, 2024 09:57 PM (oJgNG)
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And practically an old maid at 18!
Struck me how the rest of the female population was "Catty" in a bad way....
Posted by: Mauser at February 11, 2024 05:00 PM (nk1Z+)
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Water Princess. Well, THAT was fast, before the opening credits!
Posted by: Mauser at February 18, 2024 03:04 PM (nk1Z+)
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I thought it was interesting that DFC InstaWife's multiple motives dovetailed neatly into plot advancement, which suggests there's actually a plot. Also, I want this show to loan some jiggle to Pon No Michi; they've got plenty to spare.
-j
Posted by: J Greely at February 18, 2024 07:48 PM (oJgNG)
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I was a little disappointed that our possibly treacherous suitor hadn't been promised to the princess, rather than her twin sister. That would have complicated things nicely.
Also that he was not smart enough to explain why he didn't become the ring king (Wasn't his idea anyway) and point out that their love would be interfered with by four other women if he had.
Posted by: Mauser at February 20, 2024 08:42 PM (nk1Z+)
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